Oh, its the Red Bull you're drinking. It smells like stomach acid. You are a disgusting human being.
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...so then we went dancing and I did like 4 red bull and vodkas, then we all just went back to my friend Matt's house and just kind of like hung out and drank some more, and somehow when I woke up my thong was upside down.
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...so then we went dancing and I did like 4 red bull and vodkas, then we all just went back to my friend Matt's house and just kind of like hung out and drank some more, and somehow when I woke up my thong was upside down.
I hope you wore your expensive jeans and a silky scarf as a belt.
Red Bull is for weak souls.
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