Guy 1: "I don't know, man... I don't know what it is about me, but I think that gay guys always hit on me at parties"Guy 2: "What are you talking about?"
Guy 1: "Well, last night this dude comes up and starts asking me about music- specifically if I liked Pearl Jam. It just seemed weird, you know?"
Guy 3: "Wait, how do you know he was gay? Liking music doesn't make you gay."
Guy 1: "I just got a feeling from the whole thing. Besides, I think this has happened other times, at other parties. Do I look gay?"
Guy 3: "uh- nah, too easy. Honestly, I'm not really sure. My gaydar is terrible. I just assume that everyone is gay."
Guy 2: "Who was it? Do you remember his name?"
Guy 1: "No, I don't remember his name... but he was that guy wearing the T Shirt with the picture of the Hamburgular on it."
Guy 2: "Of course he's gay!!!! The Hamburgular steals the meat and hides it in the buns!!"
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3 all laughed until Guy 3's hernia burst and they had to drive him to the hospital. Guy 2 and Guy 3 later recorded a short but hilarious answering machine song message about this event. Guy 1 still wonders if people think he's gay.
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