The salt-and-pepper-haired older gentleman walked into the restroom with his younger, professionally goateed Apprentice.
"Would you like me to make you some lemonade?" Asked the Apprentice. "I make it extra salty..."
"Exsqueeze me?"
"Exactly....Exsqueeze me? EXACTLY"
The sound of running water finally ceased and the handicapped-accessible door mechanically wound itself closed. I slowly stepped off the toilet seat and peaked out the stall door. No one. I safely made my way back to my cubicle.
16 years ago
2 comments:
Hmmm...sounds familiar... Like I've read it somewhere else...
Oh wait: http://celibot.livejournal.com/104542.html
I wrote this as a tribute to you.
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