Like most good Americans I spent Independence Day eating and drinking stuff. I took time to reflect on my own independence- i.e. celebrating the fact that I don't need my mom to drive me around anymore.Feeling unusually patriotic I decided to settle down and watch a movie. By some inexplicable miracle the Gods steered me towards the new Rambo movie. Now, I won't say it was the best movie I've ever seen, but I won't say it wasn't the best movie I've ever seen.
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If your mom doesn't drive you around anymore, who drives that girly truck always parked out front?
tough talk from a guy who drives a hybrid. real men hate the earth and want to destroy it.
Agreed. The hybrid is just a cover so people don't ask questions when I poor oil in the sewer after changing the oil.
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