Once upon a time a baby boy was born with a slight defect to his vision. This rare and unique condition is now known as "Miscreantopia". The condition results from a slightly twisted optic nerve and an enlarged Hylaloid Canal. The condition is impossible to detect at birth, and for the most part stays dormant for the first 12-14 years. The symptoms of the condition generally begin at the onset of puberty.
I know what you're thinking- "What are the symptoms? Does he need glasses? Is he colorblind? Can he see into the future?" No, no, and no. His condition gives him the ability to see through womens' clothing.
At first this was a novelty, but as time passed it became a burden. He eventually went blind from excessive nudity.
16 years ago
3 comments:
Hahahaha. Did not see that coming. This could be my favorite post.
Psh. Your post is stupid. That was the best retaliatory response I could come up with.
I deserved that. Your wrath is justified.
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