But now Food Network has caved to the collective will of the 'stupid'. Instead of cooking shows we have the search for the next food network personality. Instead of Iron Chef Japanese its Iron Chef America- with the worst Iron Chefs ever. Cat Cora makes me tingle with disgust. And what about all these cake shows? WHAT THE HELL IS SO INTERESTING ABOUT CAKES????? And its not like they are making interesting new cakes, either. They are taking basic shit cake and shaping it into hot-rods, or giant butterflies. This isn't new- I could go to Safeway right now and get a birthday cake that looks like a giant hamburger. This isn't food, its a mockery. Whoever is responsible should be ashamed of themselves. I just want to bury my head in Giada's cleavage so I don't have to watch anymore.
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I had no idea that cake could inspire such a passionate rage.
Food Network is focusing too much on personalities. We want to watch food, not faces.
I don't know what I dislike more, Giada's boobs or her smile. Hm, maybe the way she says "shugar."
What I like about that cake decorating show: when they make something fun like that Scrabble cake.
What I don't like: their figurines. Hideous.
What I don't get: there's barely any cake to eat!!! A cake that's supposed to be for 100 people has mainly metal and motors and wires.
I wish all things in life could be as wonderful and consistent as Giada's cleavage.
Check out Christopher Kimball on America's Test Kitchen, he'll make you forget all about Giada's cleavage. Nothing but business.
The only thing I watch on the food network is Diners, Drive ins and Dives. It's the only thing that works with Guy. I don't like him in anything else. Fire Bob Tuschman immediately. The rest of the shows suck
Competions and reality tv. The Food Network has gone to shite! Bring back The Wild Chef, that guy is so funny!
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