"I would have at least lured my friend to a restaurant or a bar or someone else's house if I were to plan a surprise birthday party" she thought to herself. "My apartment is so boring."

As she mingled through her group of friends and well-wishers, Dana noticed someone out of the corner of her eye whom she didn't recognize. He was short, pudgy, with brown hair and large square framed glasses. He had big rosy cheeks and an impish grin. He wore gray corduroy slacks and a red polo shirt with yellow stripes that was obviously too small, showing off his buddha belly. He was over in the corner by the book shelves, rifling through Dana's CD collection. Suddenly Dana's attention turned to the kitchen, as her best friend from childhood, Debby, whom she hadn't seen for YEARS popped out and Screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICKEN DUMPLINGS" at the top of her lungs. "Chicken Dumplings" was the nickname given to Dana by Debby's mother when Dana and Debby were kids. Dana had been a chubby girl growing up until the summer after her sophmore year in High School.
The night went on and Dana had a wonderful time. She caught up with everyone and most people stayed until the wee hours of the night. At first she was worried since the party consisted of a calico of friends from different points in her life, that no one would have a good time and people would leave early accompanied by lame excuses. Fortunately this was NOT the case.
Finally the last two guests walked out the door; Jan and Keith. Jan and Dana both worked at the bank together and had become great friends when they realized that they lived a block away from each other. Jan's boyfriend, Keith, worked as an auditor for an accounting firm. Dana had always thought he was too interesting to be in his line of work.
As Dana shut the door, she realized that she was all alone in the apartment. Her roommate, Clarice, had left 15 minutes previous to drive some other guests home. They had a little too much to drink and she offered to give them a ride. Just then Dana remembered the odd-looking character she witnessed rummaging through her CD collection at the onset of the party. As she turned to walk towards the kitchen she looked up and there he was, impish grin and rosy cheeks.
"Hi Chicken Dumplings" he giggled in an eerie child's voice.
Dana shrieked in terror.
6 comments:
Hahaha. Good story. Why don't you turn it into a film for 10 dollar shorts? Now that would be good.
Well done on the name choices too. Except for one...Clarice. I think you know why. Or is Clarice the real Clarice and the pudgy guy is Hannibal and they are now in cahoots with each other? If so, that is sick.
Finally, I'm not sure that "a calico of friends" makes any sense.
Not enough tits.
Disturbing.
Have you ever considered psychological evaluation?
You may want to.
The evaluation came back negative.
Totally predictable. I knew what was going to happen after reading the first two words.
You're just mad because the Seahawks are going to move to Oklahoma City too.
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