Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Quizmasters

Behold the new coven of secrecy and wit. We, the quizmasters scour the Earth for knowledge and truth and paltry prize money. We hold the secrets of the universe deep within our hearts and we test each other for merit on a daily basis.

To become a quizmaster write to:

quizmasters
P.O. Box 332
Mesa, Arizona 83321-1348

For a mere $5 entry fee you will learn our secret handshake, learn our sacred oath, and receive a vhs tape of rodeo bloopers. If your letter is received within 30 days you will be entered in a drawing to win cruise tickets.

Join us or else.

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