How I Spent My Snow Day

Yesterday was a snow day, and as we all know, snow days are filled with magic, wonder and adventure. My snow day had all of that, and more.

I began by walking through the frozen tundra to the nearest Starbucks to get myself a coffee. On the way back I stopped at McDonalds and picked up a few sausage mcmuffins with which to stuff my fat face. The McDonalds employees seemed extra chipper as they spit in my food. They were obviously filled with the holiday spirit.

I spent the next 18 hours with my tongue stuck to a flag pole.

The End