Sunday, September 14, 2008

Fast Food modifies business plan

It seems to me that the geniuses at the American Fast Food Collective have come up with a brilliant new business plan- Practical Jokes.

Carl's Junior has their Fake Restaurant, McDonalds has their Dollar Menu, and Taco Bell has their Taco wrapped in another Taco. I always thought I was too smart to fall for any of these simple parlour tricks, but you know what they say- "Pride cometh before a fall."

The other day Pizza Hut got me real good. They somehow tricked me into trying their new pasta creations. Boy did I feel stupid. I wouldn't be surprised if they were secretly filming me while I disgraced myself for one of their upcoming commercials.


Afterwords I called Pizza Hut and said "Ha ha, good one my friend. What's next, you gonna put my panties in the freezer?"

I like to think that I learn from my mistakes. Lord knows I will think twice before inviting Pizza Hut to my house for a sleepover.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will get you again... just you wait.

Anonymous said...

All of Pizza Hut's pastas are made from the same type of noodles.

I get embarrassed for the guy in the commercial who kisses his fingers.

Hecho en Pacific Northwest said...

Don't you mean "Jealous"? You wish you were those fingers.

I guess we should laud Pizza Hut for their efforts in recycling. I didn't know you could make noodles out of garbage.

Anonymous said...

Dominoes is doing it too! That pasta dude is gross.

Anonymous said...

Dominos