How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
1) Your dry, leathery skin.
2) Your frozen botox smile.
3) The large gap between your giant, fake breasts.
4) The cute way you trip in your high heels when you're drunk.
5) The way you swear in public.
6) Your cigarette-flavored kisses.
We are leopard-skin-printed soulmates
16 years ago
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