Is Everyone on Vacation? I'm Lonely

All this time I had been looking forward to Summer. I thought that the warm weather and the barbecuing would bring me everlasting peace. Instead the Summer brings restlessness and sorrow. Every day spent inside feels wasted, as does each weekend without a special Summer function. Each day that passes reminds me of the finite quality of the season, and in turn directs my thoughts towards my own mortality.

Summer is a time of abandonment. Friends and families pile into the station wagons and leave town. Even TV has packed its swimtrunks and went to the beach without me. All I have to do is wait another month or two and TV will return, bringing football with it. Thanksgiving and Christmas will loom on the horizon, and my life will have purpose again. However, I'm sure that while I'm unwrapping presents or carving a turkey I will be longing for Summer once again.

Circle of life.

Funny, Yet Relevant, Play On Words

... Fonzi Scheme ...

I'm sure somebody thought of it already. I know, I suck. Go to hell.

Michael Jackson's Doctor Implicated in Death

Newsflash ---

Dateline July 14th, 2009:

Los Angeles Police have officially ruled the death of Michael Jackson a Homocide. In a statement issued by Deputy Director Chief Commisioner Trevor Villaizquierda, Dr. Conrad Robert Murray, Michael Jackson's personal physician, has been named as chief suspect in the death of the late pop singer. This announcement comes in the wake of a search warrant issued by the 3rd District Court of Appeals in Los Angeles County for Dr. Murray's Silverlake Condominium.

The search turned up $500,000 in cash, a thank-you card signed by LiveNation CEO Michael Rapino (also in custody) and the alleged murder weapon (see file photo below).

Dr. Murray and his attorney have declined to comment.

There is a God

When I die, and go to heaven, Michael Jackson and E.T. will be there to greet me.