Save the date

New Years is around the corner and I'm already sending out invitations to my party. You play your cards right and you may just get one. Yesterday I started stocking up on supplies. My shopping list got a little out of control- see for yourself:

• Folding Chairs
• Fireworks
• Streamers
• Napkins featuring Adult-themed trivia
  
• Mistletoe "pills"
• Deli Tray
• Tape Cassette Player Machine
• Toilet Paper
• Hummus
• Piping Bag
• Potato Chips
• Ice Sculpture
• Zorro Mask
• New Jeans

There will be a $20 cover at the door. Did I mention there will be no alcohol?

Sensitive

Chuck: If you could go back in time to prevent the Holocaust, would you?

Larry: No.

Chuck: Are you kidding me? 6 million people died and you wouldn't try to stop it?

Larry: Ok then, I would.

Chuck: Really? How would you do it? One man against an army of Nazis? You wouldn't stand a chance!

Larry: What the hell do you want from me?